the crack theory is a theory that states that it is not sexy to see an ass crack no matter who it is on, and the only time crack is sexy is when cheeks are involved
Any games existing on Mega Touch machines (or other similar machines) that are usually placed on counter tops in neighborhood bars. Esp. the Penthouse Photo Hunt game. The "crack" reference indicates the addictive nature of these games and the unmitigated pumping of dollars into Mega Touch machines.
I played video crack all night Saturday, got the high score on nuddie photo hunt, and spent over $70. Toats worth it, though.
the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.