by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

im on the mud.
ayo jackie, tryna dip mud later ?
lemme guess, you drank mud ?
you do know your kidneys cant filter mud out
ayo jackie, tryna dip mud later ?
lemme guess, you drank mud ?
you do know your kidneys cant filter mud out
by bi.polar.expresss January 25, 2023

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."
by thamastabaita September 13, 2020

by whoodydeedo September 14, 2025

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022
