turtle peepee

when you put just the tip in

person 1: “turtle peepee?”
person 2: “geheheggerrrrgrggr YES!”

by thelegsonthebusgostepstepstep September 2, 2021

Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.

:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again

by Juicylizard69 September 10, 2020

Turtle gang

Special gang made by aly n loz

Can I please join the turtle gang

by Aly n loz October 16, 2021

Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020

Turtle

Another word for marijuana

That turtle is fire

by Busy-b January 11, 2019

Sigma Turtling

When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being

"Hey bro, last night I was totally Sigma Turtling to Oprah Winfrey!"
"Sweet bro!"

by DoctaPurp July 10, 2024

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016