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Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.
"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"
by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021
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chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
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Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom
Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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doorside mike

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.
by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016
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Mike

Mike is a guy that everyone hates with a passion. He disrespects every person he knows and is know to be a generally terrible human being. Many people wish him dead. All he does is make Urban Dictionary entries of peoples names and floods the site with stuff like, "Jeremy, he is a fun loving guy that never cheats on his girlfriends, of which he has several." And so on and so forth. He consistently uses the term "Mike Drop" for every time he thinks he won an argument.
Person 1: "Dude, I am not gunna do this today, you can't just walk into my home and punch twenty holes in my drywa-"
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.
by Knightrhyme May 26, 2022
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Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum
Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.
by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024
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Mike Garrison

A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
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