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Dylan

A guy who never ceases to take the opportunity to be generous or help someone out. He is a kind, silly person and loves to go outside and play some sports.

His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.

He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.

He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
by marge_danl June 14, 2019
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dylan

scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
dylan has a 6.4 in dick
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
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Dylan

-Have you met Dylan
-No but all Dylan’s are sped
by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019
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Dylan Riskin

Rubiks Cube loving pedo , nic fiend , someone who LOVES men and gives head in the bathroom
stop acting like that bro
calm down he’s just acting like a Dylan Riskin
by ilovemichaelmajerski April 7, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
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Dylan

dude that gets really offended
Dylan got so offended
by SubbedToPewDiePie2 February 27, 2019
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Love Dylan day

On October 3 every woman has to love someone named Dylan
Random: hey do Yk what day it is?
Other random: no what Is it?
Random: it’s love Dylan day you should love Dylan
by BigFlip October 3, 2021
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