Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.

Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!

by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019

Turtle

Super cool and awesome and top
Secret drug that all the cool kids are doing

Do you know where I can score some Turtle?

by Gmoneyhoney$$ November 10, 2019

Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss

"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!

by ThighGlider December 18, 2019

Turtle

small green creatures ruled by the vsco girls who protect them from awful plastic straws.

vsco girl: Omg sksksksksks we have to save that turtle from that plastic straw

by anonymous198130 January 2, 2020

Turtleneck

If someone wears a turtleneck , it means that they want to get fucked

Hey girl, I see you’re wearing a turtleneck. Want to go back to my place?

by Random guy with too much time January 7, 2020

turtledreams

turtle + dreams = true love
the only ship that will never sink

#turtledreamsuwu for life
kod loves turtle

by killourdreams January 30, 2020

Turtle

Turtle AKA the biggest beggar alive.

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free

by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020