tree

something standing outside with leaves on

thats a tree,go touch it

friend 1: whats that?
friend 2: thats
friend 1: what-
friend 2: A TREE DUMBASS

by ashovrr August 14, 2022

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Tree blimping

Climbing up a tree and perving at people getting undressed like peeping tom

Jim was tree blimping at his next door neighbour 's wife

by Jjsop March 8, 2018

Tree frog

A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.

“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”

by Chicathehorse March 20, 2023

tree

mauras numbers: one, two, tree

“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”

“hey maura! what’s the third number?”

“tree!”

by peendaddy69 July 8, 2019

Tree Surfing

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words

i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 19, 2022