Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Fuckin Tom brah

Some guy called fuckin Tom brah and he wants to party, fuck bitches n get high asf
When he comes to the glorious house of gains, he forgets everything but the fucking zyzz brah, the aesthetic god n he sniffes tren before he workouts.
FUCKIN TOM BRAH

*sniffes the preworkout” “FUCKIN TOM BRAH!!!!”

by Tombrah March 22, 2019

Fuckin Tom brah

Fuckin Tom brah is basically when the guy goes to gaffs, fuck bitches, sniffes tren n workouts and when he goes to the glorious house of gainzzzz, he forgets everything but fuckin zyzz brah the aesthetic god. Fuckin zyzz gives him the tren n fuckin Tom brah sniffes it n go smashes workouts
Remember the name - fuckin Tom brah

Oh shit I want to be like fuckin Tom brah, it’s like a freedom!
Brah check that fuckin Tom brah what a sickkunt

by Tombrah March 22, 2019

TOM

Tom is called often Tommey!

Tom is called often Tommey!

by Tommey March 27, 2019

Tom Ringh

A litteral pretzel

I saw a Tom Ringh yestarday

by GenericBlyatman April 1, 2019

Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is literally the most adorable person in the entire world. Some idiots don't think he's that cute but as I said they're idiots. Tomdaya aka Tom Holland and Zendaya may be a thing most people say they are but Tom and Zendaya say that they're only friends nothing more.

Me: Tom Holland looks so hot.
My friend: Who's Tom Holland?
Me: (Whacks friend with a baseball bat) Don't ever say that you don't know who he is.

by Gabe itch 420 April 9, 2019