Facebook Fib

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.

Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"

Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."

by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010

Facebook Rebound

When you first get a facebook, you don't friend many people. A couple weeks later, you friend EVERYBODY. You realize how many of these people you don't know and decide to stop friending or even delete some of them.

I went through facebook rebound last month.

by dhfbednchfb March 1, 2010

facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 20, 2011

facebook trap

When you go on facebook to check something really fast, but as soon as you are about to log out, someone messages you on chat and sucks you into wasting an hour talking to them about nothing.

Guy1: Dude where were you last night? you missed the game
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped

by fb junkie September 19, 2011

Facebook Meerkat

A person that cant help to view what you are typing over your shoulder on Facebook

Gemma: tip tap tip tap tip (typing on Facebook)

Stuart: What you typing?

Gemma: nothing!

Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!

by Husky lady March 30, 2010

Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

by invictus2823 April 30, 2011

Facebook Happy

When your actual life sucks, but you make it appear it's perfect on Facebook.

Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy

Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.

by Richie Man September 13, 2016