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jack of all stats

Jack of All Stats is a Standard Character Type in videogames.

The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.

In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.

If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.
"What build you running?"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"
by suntan50 March 30, 2016
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All Dayja Vú

That feeling where you recognize a song because it was sampled by Girl Talk.
Where have I heard this before?" "Girl Talk sampled it on Night Ripper." "Oh, right! All Dayja Vú, man.
by deckles May 7, 2011
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internet all caps

You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.
by testicles...that is all September 2, 2021
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War On All Fronts

War against acne; When every section of your face is currently breaking out.
Dude 1: Hey bro, crazy party going on tonight. Theres going to be mad chicks. You down?

Dude2: Ah dude... I cant tonight. I'm fighting a War on All Fronts right now...

Dude 1: Just like Hitler bro.

Dude 2: true dat, true dat
by FML_Dude July 28, 2012
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All Night Sucker

All Night Sucker: Contrary to the popular song “All Day Sucker,” by Stevie Wonder, An All Night Sucker is the opposite. An All Night Sucker doesn’t give anything for fear of not getting anything back. It’s the other side of the moon that doesn’t show until someone who desperately seeks it flies up and finds out for themselves what wonders an All Night Sucker truly carries.
Oh, Jenna keeps trying to take Jacob to the dance but little does she know he’s an all night sucker. He won’t let anyone take him.

I can’t believe Peter is getting married next month, he was the biggest all night sucker in highschool.
by steviewunderpants February 1, 2021
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Know-fuck-all

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.
"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."
by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020
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all day breakfast

Someone who lurks around and teases his crush. He never leaves their side. They may be dangerous but scared to ask their crush out.
Girl: Have you seen All day breakfast?

Girl 2: Yeah he is hanging out over near Mandeep.
by sillygooooooooose July 25, 2016
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