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Simp

A kid that is obsessed with his girlfriend and leaves all the boys. Mostly named Diego
Diego simps for Pao and leaves all his friends.
by Fwgegfevrvr grvrve August 21, 2021
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Simp Signaling

When a person (usually a female) who is stuck up/snobby is encountered by a person that they don’t want around them for any reason (not attracted to/annoying/etc.) And the person is bothered by them, and she/he begins “Simp Signaling” the nearest Simp closest to them for help, even if their plea for help is unnecessary, and is usually resolves by telling the bothering person to go away, but instead decides to involve a Signaled Simp to resolve the situation with the unwanted person. “Leave her alone man! She doesn’t like you!!.”
The preppy cheerleader chick was Simp Signaling one of the party simps to tell the brave band geek who was indirectly invited to the party to leave her alone, because he tried to flirt with her.
by EmilCas1 October 17, 2022
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Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
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Simp

Where you leave your boys to go and see a girls like a puff
George Hoddle and David davidson played fortune with Lizzie the simps
by Sam young June 30, 2020
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Simp

by Ando is gay March 20, 2020
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Simp

A person who’s parents raised them right, they treat a girl respectfully and make sure they are happy in their relationship, or happy outside of a relationship. Simp is mostly used by kids who think they’re cool because they make their friends think they’ll treat a girl terribly, when in reality they would probably stutter when talking to one.
1: Bro I absolutely love my girlfriend
2: Wow what a simp

1: Nah I was just raised right to treat women respectfully
by PotatoPicker November 4, 2021
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Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023
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