tree fiddy

$133,556,798,766,532,246,789,752

“looking at my beautiful eyes, how much would you say they’re worth” “tree fiddy” “$133556798766532246789752??? cool so you can have them just gimme the money first”

by pretty eyes December 10, 2022

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

pocona tree

a cross between a coconut tree and a palm tree. still working on inventing such a thing but until then haha

Damn Nema, those pocona trees outside sure have big poconuts!!

by Flippino January 31, 2009

Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020

Buck tree

A strippers teeth, mouth, tongue when dipped in cum

Omg did you see Beckys buck tree! It is so gross!

by Bitch I'm the Realist April 11, 2017

Dara (Ceo of Trees)

An unusual creature that dwells in the depths of Galbally that is not cool, funny or handsome and highly attracted to other men.

Person 1: among us with boobs, hahahaha sussy

Person 2: (sigh) ... shut up Dara (Ceo of Trees).

by PhantasmyBoi April 17, 2022

tree feeder

"Appreciate everyone even if it is just by virtue of the fact that the carbon dioxide they exhale feeds the trees".

i.e. Person whose only contribution to the world is that the air they breathe out feeds the trees.

Oh my word Susan, Jessica is such a tree feeder.

by Hippitizer April 17, 2019