real talk

a phrase that rosh and jod use in their everyday language, which is about every 5 seconds

Rosh: Ayee doe burr, real talk, my fart stinks.

Jod: Ayee burr, real talk, that was you? NASTY.

by hoochiedisciple October 26, 2012

Real Rope wrangler

1. A derogatory term used synonymously with a****** Or jerk.
2. Double Autundra referring to hand jobs. Can refer to someone who is bad or good at hand jobs

" She had the hands Of an arm wrestler she was a real rope Wrangler"

" Dawg she so good with her hands she a real rope wrangler "
" chuck's a real rope wrangler for cutting our pay"

by Jonniecack June 7, 2022

real nigga gday

real nigga gday is a day to celebrate you’re real 🥷🏾

“happy real nigga gday homie!”
“what’s real nigga gday?”
“a day to celebrate and appreciate ya realest ones out there🤞”

by realonesfrfr January 21, 2023

Real one

Going to the strip club the night before a playoff game

Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.

What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?

Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.

by Billy big boy April 9, 2022

For the Real

A phrase used when confirming a statement, but in a cool way

Jeff: did you hear? Tom Brady got injured and is out for the season
Jim: NO Way!
Jeff:yea,For The Real

by Dogghades February 21, 2009

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

real

real

Person 1: “I wanna kill myself”
Me: “real” (I hate myself)

by XxAndrewTatesAssH4irsMegaFagxX September 3, 2023