Jim Bean

A blind pinto bean that can walk.

Hey did you see that Jim Bean?

No cause I am him!

by Flabberdabber September 1, 2017

Cool beans

Is somthing that is really neat and amazing.

The smarturl.it is really cool beans

by Pink shadow July 1, 2016

Shit bean

Someone with a shitty Fanny or personality

Your such a shit bean

by Coolked798 April 21, 2019

PITO bean

A Dick as small as a bean

Damn that PITO bean is small

by Pitobean101 August 21, 2016

jelly bean

another word for the lesbian sex fetish of licking mushrooms and rubbing the mushrooms on their clit the type of mushroom is usually the ones that grow on the inbetween of hairy sweaty man toes or armpits

hey dude that girl just jelly beaned her self while that other chick sat on her face

by lesbian,with,a,mushroom,fetish June 2, 2009

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016

Bean Storm

whan a man performs oral sex on a woman, and sneezes into her vagina.

You don't have a dusty pussy do you?..... we wouldn't want a category 4 bean storm.

by Meredith & Stephanie October 15, 2008