Nick Wilson

An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls

Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”

by Motherfucker chazz July 8, 2023

nick

A stupid stupid boy who doesn’t realise he’s a nonce. Nick is the kind of boy who will say cringe to anything because he feels like it and will imitate the way you speak because he’s clearly edgy. if you also say anything valid you will get the response of “shut up, bitch.” but overall nicks can be pretty cool and always claim to have a big pp.

Shut up bitch -nick

by unkindnessofravens March 6, 2020

Nick

Nick- A tall lanky fatherless faggot. Who has daddy issues because he fuckin died you fucking fag gay boy bitch pussy. He also is really bad at golf.

"Oh My god my dad died"

"Oh so you're a Nick now"

by Sussy Boy 6904 December 20, 2024

nick

if your name is nick you have an ABSOLUTELY HUGE COCK and you’re gay (im nick btw)

my name is nick. wanna suck my cock?

by monstynoodle December 3, 2025

Nick denholm

An attic living crotch goblin who makes girls change genders

AHHHH ITS nick denholm

by A kla klax Klan man November 14, 2022

nick larkin

A man's butthole that tastes very tangy, much like a lemon.

I was giving Larry a rim job yesterday, and he had a Nick Larkin!

by RarePepeMaster May 3, 2015

Nick Romano

Some one who is a straight crusty. Will walk into your lan party and ask to bum's someone else's desktop because they forgot theirs. Is the nerd equivalent of a wook. After borrowing your desktop to play horribly at games, he will ask to bum a cigarette and ask if you want a palm reading while he lays out his best chrystals to boost your energy levels.

OMG, I went to this party last week with the squad and Todd was there being the biggest Nick Romano. My keyboard was littered with cigarette ash.

by zanonymousdr February 13, 2019