Nerd

A person who is socially awkward, dresses in a non trendy fashion, and is typically smart and capable in most subjects. Also, this person is immature, takes everything seriously, and acts weirdly.

Nerd:“I am a nerd of math, STEM, and science!”

Girl: “Yeah, soo cool.”

Nerd: “Hey, wanna do math problems together, or preform a science experiment?”

Girl: “No thanks, um I would rather paint nails.”

Nerd: “Are you sure? Hey, did you know that water can both at the same time freeze and boil?”

Girl: “Uh, girl you act just like a nerd. I’m out and you’re lame.”

Nerd: “Or would you rather read twenty chapters together of this very thick book?”

Girl: NO

(Girl walks out of house and nerd gets back to doing complex math problems on computer)

by My name is... _________ May 10, 2018

Nerd

someone named estaliox

user1:estaliox such a nerd

user2: ikr
user1: tch tch

by brehAreYouFr January 30, 2025

Nerd Slurp

When someone gets overly excited and salivates more than normal and slurps

Leonard nerd slurped while talking about world of Warcraft.

by NotZach94 February 20, 2021

Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.

Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...

by Chevyman95 June 21, 2025

nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011

Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd

by Woodnone August 4, 2019

Nerd Emoji

A harsh insult bestowed on someone who says something lame or cringey. Especially used if a person corrects someone else.

Gabby is a nerd emoji because she created a Harry Potter Fanpage and posted multiple loser things on it. 🤓👆

by Emswagmaster2000 December 17, 2023