Gaggle of Nerds

Gaggle of Nerds (noun):

A chaotic yet endearing group of highly intelligent individuals who, like a gaggle of geese, travel in packs, honk over plot holes, and occasionally hiss at factual inaccuracies. Known to flock around comic book stores, convention centers, and whiteboards covered in equations. Approach with snacks and an open mind.

Oh boy, watch out! Here comes a gaggle of nerds going to the new Magic release party.

by myfakenameforthis June 3, 2025

Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.

“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

“Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”

by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018

nerd

A person who has high academic results, wears glasses and is bullied in school.

A:”Hey nerd give me my lunch money”

by nhreade September 17, 2022

Nerd

A person that wears glasses

Look at that nerd over there all into reading that book.

by Technogolf August 29, 2018

Nerd Flap

The vagina of an extremely intelligent, educated, nerdy woman, preferably wearing glasses.

What do you want to do tonight bro? Man I really want to go find me some me some Nerd Flap!

Man I just landed a BAD bitch with a PHD! I'm officially upgraded to some Nerd Flap!

by TenMinusNine May 22, 2018

Nerd

A geek.

Someone who wears fake "nerdy" glasses.
Someone who wears suspenders, fake glasses, and bowties
Someone who thinks of themself as a nerd, yet cannot hold an intelligent debate.

That guys a total nerd

by Streamus November 13, 2022

NERD

Nerd (n.) – nerdious meius maximus: A rare and delightful creature often found covered in paint, eating 20-pounds of almonds in one sitting, and enthusiastically hyping up the men in masks. Identified by erratic bursts of creativity, spontaneous dances moves, and the ability to turn any topic into a passionate TED Talk. Warning: Prone to bouts of chaotic kindness and existential monologues at 3am. Approach with snacks and compliments. Will become your favorite kind of unstable.

Person A: "Why is Mei painting a cat mural on the fridge while explaining that a smoothie is just a type of soup to the pizza guy?"
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."

by Gregory Gorham April 24, 2025