mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022

Mud-dogging

The act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina

Mud-dogging: the act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina. Paul told me he mud-dogged his wife last night. He said it felt like stepping into the mud in a warm lake.

by King Mud-Dog June 24, 2024

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Mud pushers

Another term for fudge packers

The general says stop being mud pushers

by Biggus Nibbis May 26, 2023

Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.

Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.

by LordKarnos November 12, 2019

Mud

When someone is looking a mess and unattractive

"You look so mud"

by M.v.t-abb April 22, 2017