March 31st

National Air Max 97s day be sure to wear your Nike Air Max 97s

“Aye bro you got your 97s on?”
“Yessir you know its March 31st got them on 97 day.”

by Ball muncher March 30, 2022

March 31st

Girlfriend 3 action combo day, everyone on this day must kiss hug and have sex with your girlfriend no matter what or when but they must do it.

"Today is march 31st time for the 3 action combo"

by DefinitionMaster0713 March 31, 2022

March-past

Walk past.

He march-past me.

by ‌ April 17, 2022

March 5th

Huh you’re crush or gf/bf from behind

Girl:*hugs from behind*
Boy:why did you hug me?
Girl:it’s march 5th

by XxyourhotgfxX November 4, 2021

March 21st

The first purge to ever occur on March 21st, at New York City at exactly 7PM to 7AM. This is not a joke⚠️⚠️⚠️

*Person 1 kills Person 2*
Person 3: Why did you kill him
Person 1: Its March 21st.
Person 3: Oh yeah
*Person 3 kills person 1*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

March 23

If you're born on this date you suck.

"You suck, you were born on March 23 2008."

by Konoshida November 9, 2021

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021