Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."
I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.
by zpak May 26, 2025
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Kentucky blowjob

When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth
I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob
by Nashville bible pusher April 16, 2016
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Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.
I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.
by Sneakirafiki July 07, 2022
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kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017
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When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 24, 2020
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The Kentucky Thumb

The act of placing your thumb in a woman's vagina, so far that it may just be saving her life.
Made famous by famous YouTube star, The AK Guy, Brandon Herrera.
I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night, she was done in only a few minutes.
by allerr12 May 20, 2021
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The Kentucky Thumb

The act of a male using his fingers in an attempt to "stem the bleeding" of a female partner when: Vigorous sexual activities induce the early onset of "shedding of endometrium from the uterus".
Her: STOP! QUICK! Give me the Kentucky Thumb! . . . I just got my period.
by FlipAma June 02, 2021
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