JANUARY 3rd

January 3rd is your girlfriend has to buy you takeaway day and spend the evening together

Bf “Can you buy me takeaway”

Gf “why?”

Bf “it’s January 3rd, national you have to buy me takeaway”

Gf “okay”

by Ch!ck3n25 December 29, 2025

January 3rd

National let the Homies Hit Day.

On January 3rd Just start fuckin your homies

by Yogga January 3, 2026

National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

Today is officially National Buy Your Boyfriend a Zip Day 💨
No arguments. No debates.
If you love him, you know what to do.

Girl today National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

by wizzykhalifa January 5, 2026

January 19

National bully Tye day

Fred:yo tye you stink

Tye:what is it January 19

by User5678cunt January 19, 2025

January

A petite, little ball of fire, who actually has a brain inside that noggin of hers. Witty and smart. Loves music. Loves to be adventurous and loves to rock hunt. Loves sex and has a really tight (you know) you'll find her staring at the stars or hunting down the Aurora Borealis.

If you come across a January , keep her, they're precious and rare.

by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025

January 22

National "whip" your tits out day.

It's January 22nd, get those tits out.

by Lfkm January 22, 2025

january 23

january 23 is national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day. you have to hangout with your girlfriend on this day.

Hey I miss you, can we hangout?

No

But today is january 23, national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day.

Fine

by wordboggles24 January 23, 2025