January

January is the month when you get a break from NNN and you can jerk off as much as you want and also you can slap any hoe's ass

Friend 1: Oh two months ago NNN was very hard, I couldn't slap any asses too
Friend 2: Dude it's January, your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

January

January a beautiful, sweet and loving soul. Always there for her friends you can always count on her.

The perfect girlfriend material

January always there to make you smile

by Laurence97 November 22, 2021

16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021

January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

January Pringle

When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.

I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.

by TheAmazingJKCoolio October 31, 2021

january 16th

If you are born on January 16th and your name happens to be Daniel. Just know your girlfriend loves you so much and you are the most perfect person in the entire world.

ps…don’t tell him but i wanna take his last name shhhhh

oh its January 16th it’s the perfect person named Daniel that i love so much’s birthday

by rotatedballs January 23, 2022