January 21

National tall Best Friend Day oh, tell your short friend you're taller

BFF: hello
YOU: hi shorty

BFF: what?!
YOU: it's January 21

by ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ January 21, 2022

january 2

national give a girl your hoodie day

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck

by kfreehill January 1, 2023

January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.

Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*

by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025

January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

January

January is the month when you get a break from NNN and you can jerk off as much as you want and also you can slap any hoe's ass

Friend 1: Oh two months ago NNN was very hard, I couldn't slap any asses too
Friend 2: Dude it's January, your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

january 16th

If you are born on January 16th and your name happens to be Daniel. Just know your girlfriend loves you so much and you are the most perfect person in the entire world.

ps…don’t tell him but i wanna take his last name shhhhh

oh its January 16th it’s the perfect person named Daniel that i love so much’s birthday

by rotatedballs January 23, 2022

January

January a beautiful, sweet and loving soul. Always there for her friends you can always count on her.

The perfect girlfriend material

January always there to make you smile

by Laurence97 November 22, 2021