Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

by burning_bush June 15, 2010

The Hook

A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.

by SashiJapan14 January 4, 2011

Heel Hook

Adjective. Term used to describe large hoop ear rings typically worn by black women. These ear rings are so large that if the womans legs were to be put to her ears during sexual relations that they could be used hold her legs.

That bitch was bangin, and I used her heel hooks to help me bend her in half.

by bilybob2010 November 16, 2010

Like Hoododododadadada

After the famous song: 'POW 2011' you can now place 'like hoododododadadada' at the end of anything you do during the day.

Facebook Status: Made some pancakes like hoododododadadada!

Boss: Why are you late for work??
Man: I ran into traffic like hoododododadadada!
Boss: Your fired.

by FrazyMay69 March 25, 2011

rustea hook bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.

Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.

by Sexydimma January 16, 2012

cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise

I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.

by realrd245 February 3, 2012