A gun problem

That ain't the problem shit-brain.
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"

Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."

A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"

Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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gun land

gun land is a prospect from the human mind combining both gun and land. Gun land is not something that exists in our physical reality, but something horrifying that makes its presence noticed. Few humans ever understand the concept of gun land, but once they learn about it, gun land changes them irreversibly. Just like many taboo subjects, it is not illegal to discuss gun land, but it is frowned upon. Just remember, never speak of gun land, and if you do, always make sure to spell it in lowercase letters, or else.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of gun land?"
"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem, you sick disgusting shit?!"
by gun land February 04, 2012
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Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
by McthicclesZachy March 08, 2021
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James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.
Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.
by Darknorman29 June 09, 2020
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Spirit Gunning

The Spirit Gun made famous in 1990 through,”Yu Yu Hakusho”. Through Japanese inspiration it is with great pride that I bring to you….SPIRIT GUNNING! This is when you’re gettin sucked. Maybe regular, maybe from da byke! Anyway you’re gettin sucked so good that you bust and she keeps going or he whatever. But anyway its so good that your soul is sucked out da shmeckel.
Mike: Bro you were straight spirit gunning the shit out of me! Aye dios mio🫠
Elias: (wipes mouth while looking up) Yeah I know bro I get around. I’m a real whore!
Mike & Elias: (High fives and booty bumps)
by Moe Lester THDT January 25, 2025
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Carl the NPC says this because he wants the gun but he can't pick it up.
(Player joins game)
Carl: Gun! Give me the freaking gun!
Player: No
by hiilikestrawberries December 06, 2022
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Shooting the glue gun

Shooting the glue gun is a sex move where you shoot cum out of your genital and aim it at your partner, if they wish to be decorated in your liquids.
Luke and Amy where having sexual activity, and Amy was shooting the glue gun. She ejaculated all over Luke.
by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024
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