Relationship Goals

Relationship Goals is a something you want to be

Sydney and Freddy are relationship goals!

by dpech May 27, 2018

Man Gold

Man Gold is a euphemism for a man's seminal fluid and implies that it is both valuable and desired.

"Damn! That girl is thirsty! Do you see her chasing that man gold?"

by b.belcher42 June 2, 2018

Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”

I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.

by Grumpygills June 3, 2018

Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.

God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018

Expecting gold out of nickels

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.

Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.

by Poyuma February 19, 2018

ORINOCO GOLD

Its obelieving otherwise known as fools gold. It's a gold mining company that has fooled its investors into thinking it produces gold and runs a sustainable company but it really doesnt.

He is doing a Orinoco Gold.... a what? An Orinoco, he has fooled everyone into believing him... that's gold mate! He has fooled them all...

by Whatthefuxk August 2, 2018

Zomato Gold And Chill

When you have fun with your friend and/or someone speacial at an awesome Zomato Gold Partner in your city,making merry and saving them bucks. Bang for the buck basically. Pun Intended,maybe.

GF - Lets call in food tonight and netflix and chill.

ME - Let's just Zomato Gold and Chill.

by Paintsoul August 2, 2018