Gemma: tip tap tip tap tip (typing on Facebook)
Stuart: What you typing?
Gemma: nothing!
Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!
Stuart: What you typing?
Gemma: nothing!
Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!
by Husky lady March 30, 2010
Get the Facebook Meerkat mug.Noun. A Facebook stable is collective group of annoying females who do not necessarily know, nor understand, their boundaries when involving themselves in a friendship with man who is married or in a serious committed relationship. They ignore all indications that the man is in a committed relationship and they "back door" their way into his life, by "liking" his Facebook status often, commenting on his posts, or placing excessive :) or ;) on his wall, along with other subtle messages with uncomfortable innuendo. Facebook stable members disrespect the wife/girlfriend by their facebook actions with the man. Some men choose to keep a "stable" around because it feeds their ego and they relish the attention.
a Facebook Stable member would write, "You're the best, :: insert name :: !:)"
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "
and so on.
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "
and so on.
by annoyedgf2010 January 21, 2012
Get the facebook stable mug.1. A celebrity whom has a Facebook based on his/her life memoirs either written by them or for them. Can be fan based or authentic.
2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".
2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".
Man, Alisha is such a Facebook Celebrity. She tries so hard to be cool.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.
by Toilet Launcher January 22, 2012
Get the Facebook Celebrity mug.To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010
Get the Facebook Fib mug.When a commenter of a status gets more "likes" on their comment then the status they're commenting on did.
Example of Facebook Troller includes but is not limited to:
Facebook status: "I hate grammer Nazis. Why do they have to be so anal about everything like you know what I mean." (3 "likes")
Commenter on status: "Grammar*" (12 "likes")
Facebook status: "I hate grammer Nazis. Why do they have to be so anal about everything like you know what I mean." (3 "likes")
Commenter on status: "Grammar*" (12 "likes")
by Spikes209 June 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Troller mug.A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."
"Why's that?"
"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"
"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"
"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"
"Is that what love means to you?"
"Why's that?"
"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"
"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"
"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"
"Is that what love means to you?"
by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020
Get the Facebook Poke mug.Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
by Jm57763 June 16, 2009
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