A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

When you’ve smoked and maybe drank a lot and you feel like you’re there, but not actually there. You can see clearly, it’s just that you can’t stand without feeling like you’re head is spinning around
by Idkanymore1324 September 11, 2021

by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.
by manda918811 October 10, 2014

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
