Dirty Icebox

Inserting ice through the vagina with your tongue; Tongueing a piece of ice inside the pussy!!

I gave my girlfriend a dirty icebox last night and it was a chiller!

by Courtney James February 24, 2010

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.

Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"

by Misty Napier June 14, 2010

Dirty Prystash

A Dirty Prystash is when you get your rocks off on an inanimate object.

Hey look, that guy is giving that statue a Dirty Prystash!

by MrJLo1 January 2, 2009

Dirty Pilsbury

Eating your girl out when she has a yeast infection.

My girl had a yeast infection and I continued to give her a dirty Pilsbury

by A Group of Sicko's January 2, 2008

Dirty Beast

Cockney rhyming slang for the word Priest.

Great preachings from the dirty beast today.

by Scunner92 February 16, 2009

Dirty Stever

It is the same as the "Hot Carl" except you take a dump in a mitten instead.

Guy#1 Is he giving her the "Hot Carl"
Guy#2 No that's the Dirty Stever

by You Really Dont Wanna Know December 21, 2008

Dirty Mervis

One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”

When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."

by Basic Bob November 27, 2013