Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone

Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian

by Swim bois May 30, 2018

christian

Someone who causes problems in others lives by telling them they have to believe in what they believe or else they will get in trouble.

That christian group came by and said if i did not do what they say , they will protest in front of my business.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

A Christian

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.

I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?

by Schnodi August 15, 2022

Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned

me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

CHRIStians

the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates

1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do

2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that

by harlow’s #1 fan August 26, 2022

CHRISTIAN

A verb to ruin the vibe of a conversation by making an awkward joke

He really christianed the conversation by making a sex joke about my mum

by MCRoundhouse August 30, 2022

Christian brothers Lewisham

Pretty wank at soccer, think there too shit most of the time but they are a bunch of faggots when it gets to the dressing room. Bunch of ugly and smelly wogs that bat eachother off in the bathroom.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.

“Once upon a time, i went to christian brothers lewisham and I had to leave imminently due to almost being sucked off in the cubicals.”

by Christian Brothers Lewisham September 4, 2022