April 5

The day where the baddest biatches are born on aka isabel

Omg did you hear?!”
“hear what?”
“THAT THE BADDEST BIATCH IS BORN ON APRIL 5th!!”

by baddestrock4lifer March 23, 2022

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April 28

April 28th is fuck your girl like a slut day. So, when you see her on this day, you know what to do!

Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro

by hevebj April 27, 2024

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April 29th

National cuddle a bear contented.

National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.

Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."

by Digbars_leftovers. April 28, 2024

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April 17

April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.

On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.

by FreshlyCutTulips April 16, 2024

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Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

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