Andrew

Usually a sweat on video games such as fortnite and normal lives in the state of PA and won’t stop pooping on on non sweats and when you are toxic to him you feel his wrath

I’m getting beat by Andrew I’m getting off

by I spit facts July 23, 2020

Andrew

A tall woman with a small brain. Typically American and hates waffles.

Bro looks like an Andrew. 💀

by SonicElectro May 30, 2023

Andrew

Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.

If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.

by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024

Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.

bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018

Andrew

A person who is short and has a skin tone of an individual who spent way too much in the sun becoming burnt as fuck. He has an 20-pack and is sexually attracted to short white women who have red hair. People say he is homosexual when really just likes to touch anyone including animals and mainly childrens.

That guy is such an Andrew.

by P Diddy luver 69 July 28, 2024

ANDREW

Funny guy
sometimes quite
Cool aesthetic
Short as frick
Cries a lot

-Hey did you see the new kid?
:Yeah, he's really short haha
-I think he looks cool
:Me too, he's oddly quite though
-i'll talk to him at lunch
*Lunch begins*
-hey Andrew, can I sit with you?

*Andrew shits on the lunch table*

by I'llfuckyourdad December 16, 2021

St. Andrews Placer

These rare specimens are very Irish and only look up to one person in life, Connor Mcgreggor. He is god to them because they like to ask like him round school and like to see them self as absolute weapons. Aswell as this they have very very fit mothers, usually known as Mary.

Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them

No one: .....
St. Andrews Placer : wow Connor mcgreggor is soo beautiful, top of the morning to ya

by ???i wonder who April 23, 2019