by Urmom740 April 23, 2018

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

getting angry at someone for using their cell phone in an inappropriate manner, such as texting in a movie theater while the movie is playing. Has escalated to murder at least once. used by Frosty Stillwell on his San Francisco 910am radio show, january 23, 2014.
by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014

by qe082020 March 31, 2020
