Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

Jake

Long dick style

Im going to have sex wit your girl jake style

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019

Jake

massive cock, tightest asshole known to man, and attracts all men and women. also very good in bed

bro i want to fuck jake so badly

by wheuwfhnfi23 February 1, 2022

Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.

Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍

by weeniemanloverboy March 9, 2021

Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

by Black male August 4, 2019

Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.

Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

Jake Paul

A dumb nonce

Jake Paul needs to get hit by a car

by big butt i gotta nut June 19, 2020