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Jake English

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021
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Jake

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019
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Jake

massive cock, tightest asshole known to man, and attracts all men and women. also very good in bed
by wheuwfhnfi23 February 1, 2022
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Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.
Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍
by weeniemanloverboy March 9, 2021
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Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope
“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock
by Black male August 4, 2019
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Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.
Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything
by Karinpidh October 16, 2020
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul needs to get hit by a car
by big butt i gotta nut June 19, 2020
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