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ay bruh , did you see leslie ? mane she SUCHA thot . going out wit so many people at once . geez . T. H. O. T
by julixna23 October 11, 2018
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T thirsty

H hoe

O over

T there
Omg see that thot
by Kay Lowe January 21, 2020
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the bitch on the street corner waiting for the damn store to open.
person1 why are at store it's Five person 2 I'm waiting for the store to open person 1 you are a thot.
by green223 June 3, 2018
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That Hoe Over There

Also, a girl who thinks of herself as a Bad Bitch or baddy.

A girl who only Surrounds herself with Simps and never dates anyone on her level that challenges her.

A sad girl who does anything for money

A sad girl who sells her foot pics to random dudes to make a living

Vapid bitch (like Kardashians)
Only simps really like her. she's banging but she's not wifey material . She's a thot
by Randy johnson298654 May 1, 2022
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Kind Thot

A hoe that says thank you when I finish
Yo, you know Brittani, she's the local kind thot
by Jek422 October 22, 2022
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by LuhRockety April 8, 2019
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The holy orange Toaster.

He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e.
He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0.
He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole.
He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more.
He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.

He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.

THOT is the most powerful of all gods.
He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will.
He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
My family and I pray to THOT every day at 4:20 pm.
by Xuos January 17, 2020
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