Day of Bye

Day of bye, aka 3rd of January. That is the day when he leaves. Do not worry. It will come soon.

"Hey man are you ready for Day of Bye?

"What is that?"
"That's when he leaves."
"Oh right"

by St. Charles the Goat December 24, 2021

National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

Send nudes day…

October 16th. The 1 who sends you this you Have to reply with a nude pic😏

James: Hey babe it’s October 16th you know what that means?

Hannah:Oh yes it’s Send nudes day…

by Jollybike99 October 16, 2021

National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

Otis Day

#1 dad. That's it. #1 dad in The Louder We Get

Person: Look. There's Otis Day. #1 dad

by treeboi hansen April 22, 2020