FIFA Poop

When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.

You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*

by Colonial Foot Soldier December 2, 2013

poop raft

When you need to poop silently or avoid streaks in the bowl carefully align a few squares of toilet paper in the water approximately where your poo shall land. Taking ur poo balance on the toilet paper raft allowing for a clean, quiet poop.

When you're at your bf's house and gotta poo, don't forget to build a poop raft.

by gingabninja December 2, 2013

angry poop

A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap

Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!

by bad_santa March 7, 2015

poop canoe

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

by RedSonja July 2, 2015

Poop doobie

Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.

Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!

by Bobotastic November 24, 2016

reverse pooping

the act of shoving shit up your ass.

reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it

by saIad July 23, 2019

poop waffle

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

by Testicularism November 9, 2019