Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked
I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...
by Fearnox August 01, 2017
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Twat Souffle

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"
by mgshears October 28, 2020
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Saggy Twat

A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity
"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"
by Meggins September 07, 2021
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laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .
Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !
by Helsb September 05, 2015
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fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.
Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.
by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 28, 2017
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ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*
by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018
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