Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping
Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
by Hola ese June 06, 2015
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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit
Don't be a cancer turd
by Cancerous Turd 123 November 08, 2017
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Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
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Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
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Turded

What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.
Gross Me boy! Lana got turded again! What's next bro a "Turd Bang!"
by Metal Rain June 12, 2023
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Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.
Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.
by formfeeder November 06, 2023
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