Toilet Chandelier

toilet chandelier
The dangling situation that occurs when a man sits on the toilet and gravity takes over in an uncomfortably theatrical way.

“I had to adjust my seating position—my toilet chandelier was getting a little too close for comfort.”

by Atomic Luchador February 8, 2026

Ty Toilet Method

When you go to take a shit, you also jerk off at the same time, but when you cum, you cum straight into the toilet so you don’t have to clean anything up.

Hey dude, I’m about to go to the bathroom and I was gonna do the Ty toilet method if you wanna come watch how it’s done?

by Tyg5314 February 10, 2026

Toilet Paper Gutfish

The act of accidentally fingering your asshole due to thin ply toilet paper

Jeff looks like the kinda guy to Toilet Paper Gutfish himself for fun.

by Mungo fungo February 20, 2026

Toilet Crisis

A sudden, high-stakes biological emergency in which a person urgently needs to release his/her/their bowels in an explosive, painful, or pro-longed manner. Often Categorized in stages 1-4 of severity.

Hey man, I’ll be downstairs ready to go soon; I’m just having a major stage 4 toilet crisis.

by Zev Blum February 27, 2026