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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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booty slap tickle tag

the game my PE teacher makes us play because volleyball and basketball aren't in his vocabulary
PE Teacher: okay nig- uhh I meant students. since I don't know what to play, lets play booty slap tickle tag.
Students: what the fuck
PE Teacher: okay so here are the rules :3

HOW TO PLAY BOOTY SLAP TICKLE TAG

1. I choose someone to be the booty tickler
2. The bitch goes around tickling assholes

3. a new person is chosen to sniff and tickle asses (especially the latinas)
4. The cycle repeats

Freaky Kid: oh latina >:D
Latina Kid: nah shit I'm out ✌️
Me: LET ME COME WITH YOUUU
PE Teacher: oh chill its not Diddy is coming
Diddy: I BROUGHT THE BABY OIL
Everyone: FUCK! *dissapers*
Freaky Kid: cmere diddly >:D
Diddy: nah shit I see why your class hates you..
by school_chromebook_user December 18, 2025
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Get my Mickey up not my tickey up

This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.
Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”
by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023
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If you flicker then you are a ticker

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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