egg

an egg is always there for you when you need one. an egg will always help you when you're in a tough time. an egg likes eating your toenails. egg is life. egg is good. replace your parents with more egg. egg.

don't you just love eggs?
egg's are mans best friend

suck an egg, you leg

by egg frend May 12, 2018

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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

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Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

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Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021

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Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.

Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023

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