j smoking

Joint smoking

J smoking in the house

by Lil Kuzi May 2, 2018

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

“jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 13, 2022

Fade/Smoke

Fade (or Smoke) is a term used to describe the action of a fight taking place.

1. "You don't want this fade/smoke."
2. " Hey, I heard you was talking shit, you don't want this fade."

by SPXCTRE December 9, 2022

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

A Smoking Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had cystic lesions.

Person 1: Have you ever had a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will you "A Smoking Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.

Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."

by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023