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Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
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pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night
Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day
by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025
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John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025
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Packing Tape

Pertaining to one’s butthole and/or butthole stuff
“Hey, do you have any Packing Tape?”
Would translate to:
“Hey, can I see that butthole?”
Or
“Can we get some Packing Tape”
Would translate to:
“Can we do some butthole stuff?”
by KindDingaling June 10, 2025
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icon pack

The worst enemy of Nae, can be used to set someone in a bad mood
Nathan hit jack when about to do an icon pack
by Nae1nae1 June 30, 2023
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my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.
I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.
by Lorna Black July 3, 2023
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