Snow

Snow's a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonese and turned the landscape into his own personal asshole sandwich.
When i look around all I can see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build.

~Dave Strider

Jade: Isnt snow great?
Dave: Snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit...

by 8^y November 27, 2020

tina snow

spiderweb 5 winner

Who won spiderweb 5?
Tina Snow did!

by tinasnowspiderweb June 28, 2024

Snow Globe

When someone stands in the middle of a circle jerk.

yo marry let the guys and i snow globe her

by Harry Oswell February 24, 2015

Snow

Rain, but slower, colder, and coconut-milk color.

1: "Look, its snowing!"
2: "Thats when Jesus decides to treat the world."

by My pseudonym sucks. December 28, 2020

Snow Balls

The act of ejaculating onto another man’s balls.

“David gave me Snow Balls last night”

“I did not need to know that bro”

by zippyclean June 29, 2022

donut snow

When an old man scratches his head over another person's anus, sprinkling dandruff onto the outer rim, causing the appearance of a snowy donut.

"My Grandpa and Grandpa were having fun when I heard her begging for donut snow."

by CocaineSloth August 7, 2016

snow 'n blow

When a girl snorts cocaine off of a man's erect penis and then proceeds to give him a blow job.

"Yo man, that Delta Nu gave me a snow 'n blow last night. It was sick." - random frat boy

by FoxyLady69 April 10, 2017