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Wisconsin purple grimace 

An instance in which blunt force trauma is exerted through the phallus and scrotal region and into the perineum resulting in sub dermal hemorrhaging in the shape of grimace ( the mcdonalds mascot)
Hey bro did you hear what happened to todd at the party last night ?

Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.
Wisconsin purple grimace by Therein December 11, 2020
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Bob The Purple Cow 

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

men in purple

if the men in black wore purple suits
bobby jim jim:did you see the men in purple
chim chim magee the eighty- nineth: yes it was great

Brent’s purple cock 

Brent’s purple cock’ is a commonly used phrase among Nova Scotians (residents of Nova Scotia, a Canadian province).
“Yeah bro, that looks like Brent’s purple cock!”

Big Purple

A guy who doesn't appear like he would be good with women, but is actually a huge ladies man.
Hey, remember that Jewish guy we met last night? He ended up taking that hot girl home! What a Big Purple!
Big Purple by Jessiquinta September 23, 2016

making purple

also."purpling"

Guys (blue) + girls (pink) = purple

PDA between a guy and a chick; however, unlike purpling, is somewhat less innocent.
"I made some purple at Snake Road."
"Let's go make purple."
making purple by purplepr0n April 13, 2005

making purple

A guy is blue. A girl is red. When you mix them together, you get purple.

In other words, it's sex.
NO MAKING PURPLE! If I catch any of you making purple...
making purple by Nick12345 August 13, 2006