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Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
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Side Sport

Side sport is like the middle zone between a real sport and an activity.
Person 1: "Cheering is a sport"
Person 2: "NO it's an activity!"
Person 3: "No it's a Side Sport"
Person 1: "Oh that makes sense"
by 21Poop February 24, 2023
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Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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Side Bet

An A-B conversation someone Cs they self into
Jacob was getting in his girlfriend Alisha's head for something stupid she did and her friend Taylor standing by listening, opened her mouth and started side betting in Alisha's defense.
by Thiiis Guy! September 17, 2023
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Sausage side

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.
'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'
by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022
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lower side

Your lower side is basically your ass in a nicer more appropriate way to say it.😂
"You have a nice lower side, Jamie"
"Thanks, Alexis"
by Its.Me.A.Mario. December 13, 2017
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