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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Long Neck

what makes girls sexy
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021
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Long hair louis

Long hair louis,is louis tomlinson (a.k.a the sun) with long hair seen recently as of april-march of 2021. Most of us louis stans freaked out over this,because even though the man is 29,he doesn't know how to take a selfie :|. anyways as you can see,mr.stylinso- oops (hi) sorry i meant mr.tomlinson,has lucious shoulder length hair,we would adore if he let his s/o (Mr Harry Styles) braid his hair.
Louis stan: OMFG DID YOU SEE LONG HAIR LOUIS YESTERDAY?!?!?
random mf taking a walk: who even are you?
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long spring roll

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight
by daddy bruno July 14, 2022
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audrey long

“who’s that girl?”
ur mom audrey long”
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Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022
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James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey
You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
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