A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.
by Joshua Ketner April 1, 2025
Get the Joshmug. Josh is cool. He follows the example of our lord and savior, Shrek, and is the most coolest and amazing person you will ever meet. If you are dating a josh, leave him immediately as he is too good for you. Thanks :)
Is that a josh?
Yeah, he’s so handsome!
Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...
Same, but shrek will still guide us
Yeah, he’s so handsome!
Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...
Same, but shrek will still guide us
by NBD | Ulti November 5, 2020
Get the Joshmug. A stinky fucker baths in a sewer has small dick syndrome hated by his peers extremely cocky while lacking a dick and pussy’s out of fights
Josh the smelly welly doesn't take a bath
by Caseoh jr April 23, 2024
Get the Joshmug. The most perfect man on earth. He is hot but at the same time very cute. He isnt the kind of guy that just says things that you want to hear, hes honest but caring and considerate. He is the kind of guy you would want to cuddle with but also want to have sex with. He isnt your classic "prince charming" but so much better than that. He is loyal and dominant but at the same time gentle. He knows what to say at the right time and can make anyone laugh at any time. He may not be the love-at-first-sight but once you get to know him you fall in love and you cant back out.
by Life.is.cruel$ April 15, 2018
Get the Joshmug. Josh is typically a cool dude, and lots of fun to be around. He is very nice to his friends and isn’t afraid to stand up for them. He can be quiet to people he doesn’t know, but when you get to know him watch out cause your in for a fun time. Josh typically lives all walks of life, dogs, cats, etc. Josh also typically doesn’t mind a nice night if fortnite, some weed, and a White Claw or too. He’s not that good at fortnite but boy does he try. He probably drives a Volvo that’s more than likely slammed. Although, Josh does have a weird tendency that no one can seem to understand.... its Red Bull and Creatine. If this sounds familiar you most likely know a Josh
by Cheez3131 January 8, 2020
Get the Joshmug. The best person you will ever meet. He may seem like a bit of a player but once you get to know him you'll realise he is one of the most kind hearted, attractive and special person. He will make any girl smile and will always be there for you. If youre having a bad day he'll happily give you a hug and tell you everythings going to be ok!
Person: idk jenny .. im having a really bad day *sigh* .
Jenny: its ok, just go talk to josh , he'll make you feel better :)
Jenny: its ok, just go talk to josh , he'll make you feel better :)
by Swagsum October 14, 2020
Get the Joshmug. Josh is a creepy guy that texts girls their pretty and beautiful and dosnt stop until he gets the girl. Usually joshs have brown hair.
by Beefboy101 August 24, 2019
Get the Joshmug.