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Jake

A jake is a god who likes to be worshipped. He is a very special individual
Jake is cool
by Jj waller December 18, 2019
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JAKE

Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum
Girl: your cute

Jake:thx

Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement
by Flower1773 December 18, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a guy who is usually pretty quiet but is a lot of fun to be around. He tends to have more friends that are girls than those who are boys. He is the most caring guy in the world and can make any girl feel better if they have had a bad day. He loves making things and really does a lot for people. If you have a Jake in your life you are super lucky even if he does get on your nerves a little. He means well in every situation and is kind of oblivious at times but you just gotta love him and it's so hard to be mad at a Jake for a while. don't ever lose him as a friend cuz he is the best guy in the whole world to be around.
Girl: hey look it's Jake!

Girl 2: yeah we should talk to him, I've heard he's super nice
by 2stroke4life December 18, 2019
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Jake Harvey

Jake Harvey is an EXTREMELY hot guy but will fuck you over in an instant!! Jake does not know how to be honest to save his life. Jakes will make you fall in love and do anything to get what he wants. You have to be very careful around a Jake they are very very dangerous.... Don’t LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU!!
Girl: “oh my god it’s jake Harvey he is so hot but how does his girlfriend not care he’s fucking with every other girl”

Boy: “bro jake just robbed me of 200$”

Jakes Gf: “yeah jake fucks other girls but he’s so hot and I can’t give that up.”

Jake: “no don’t worry I don’t have a girlfriend just get high then you will wanna fuck Me”
by LISSSS December 23, 2019
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Jake

Jake is simp of the year
by clownoftheyear December 26, 2019
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Jake

Universally known as a reverse cum bucket. Has the ability to cum bend. If he sees you talking smack you will get turned into street meat. Owns 400 mb of child pornography. says poggers .
''Yo jake has a big dick''
by factspitta69420 December 31, 2019
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Jake Paul

In reference to someone being AIDS; gay; retard, etc.
" I liked that guy, but he became a total Jake Paul. Jerk."
by Cola Connoseiur January 5, 2020
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