jaded

Jaded is an uber-fast-paced rock song by the band Green Day. In most versions, it is directly preceeded by Brain Stew and the two songs are segued together.

Dude, I totally love that song Jaded. *air guitars* na na naaaaaa na na na naaa na naaaaaaa na!

by Fizzler December 12, 2008

The Jake

N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.

Example 1-

Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"

Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"

Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."

Example 2- Friend

Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"

Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."

The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"

*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*

Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."

by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010

jacked

getting pick-pocketted, or getting something stolen

Person A: shit!, whered my hat go? Person B:dude, u got jacked!

by janice May 25, 2004

Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.

The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."

by Sarah February 16, 2005

jake-talk

Jake-talk is a term used when one goes into great depth, technically, during a conversation or an argument. It's usual use is to analyze (or, perhaps, over analyze) the other persons point by picking specific points of detail from said persons argument and exploiting those points for their flaws. For the icing on the cake, the jake-talk is usually italicized so that it can stand out, thus proving it's importance in the argument.

Person A: "There is no point in banners."
Jake-talk: "quote"There is no point in banners."/quote "iThere is a point in banners, otherwise they wouldn't exist!/i"

by RaistlinDark1 April 2, 2008

Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009

Jake Gavet

A made up person often used to play Facebook pranks on friends. He is known for his promiscuity, he is often seen with a different man every week (yes, he is gay). Many of his friends also think he is a breeding ground for STDs. You will also often see him on Facebook in gay relationships with your male friends.

Random Dude: Did you see that Steve is going out with Jake Gavet on Facebook?
Random Girl: Yea... I guess someone hacked his account

by whatwhat7 February 18, 2010